Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of...

Or, better yet, set up your iPhone to the following options:

They want to finish the job.

I’M NOT GOING TO WAX POETIC, OR TYPE A THESIS ON THIS ONE.

With the fuckening of your life, that is.

IT’S LATE, AND I HAVE TO GET UP VERY EARLY.

And two, is because they aren’t finished yet.

But, there are precisely TWO reasons.

And now that you know that, that having been said.

There is only one thing that you can do.

It’s no more complicated than that.

And that’s it.

One, is because they want or need something from you.

And, two alone.

“Your call has been forwarded to an automated voice messaging system”.

Tell the narcissist to suck a dick.

Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of separation?